Africa Photos!

Me and Natalee at the bar in the hostel back in Johannesburg. Natalee was on my tour.
















I went to the Casino at the falls and won money that wasn't worth wiping my ass with.















Me, Drew and Bobby. Just a few guys looking manly in front of the falls.
















Lola, she actually looks quite nice in front of the falls.
















All I needed was to be rolling some doobies and living off of government cheese while I was living in a van down by Victoria Falls.
















I was trying to drop a turd in the falls, just so I could say i clogged the worlds biggest toilet!















What can I say? Victoria Falls!
















This is our tour group in front of our truck, Marvin, as we entered Victoria Falls.















Here is me in the Safari truck in Chobe.















When was the last time you saw something so fat eating so much and doing absolutely nothing...ok, don't answer that.
















These are the Kudu we saw. Later they would be crapping their pants as a lion or a leopard lurked in the bush.















Driving to Zimbabwe we had to stop for some Elephants crossing the road. This was outside the National Park. They are pretty much free to roam anywhere.
















What girth the mighty Baobob tree has!















This is a Baobob tree.















This is a sunset in the Delta!
















These are the Mokoros that took us into the Delta in Botswanna.
















Two more kids from the school. They wanted me to pull their fingers, gross! Who would ask such a terrible thing?
















See if you can tell which one i am in this photo.
















These were some kids at the school we went to visit. I asked them to pull my finger.
















This giraffe actually had the camera on of that guy I described in my suckbag post. It couldn't lift it's head up any further than this.
















Freaking Elephants!
















Hey, stop the truck, there are some Zebras.
















Hey, a few more zebras. Let's get some more photos. I don't have that many yet.

















Oh my god I don't believe it, more bloody zebras. Might as well take some photos.
















This was the closest i've come to getting any action on my trip. Ok, I lied, it's actually the closest i've come in my entire life.
















This was the 2nd closet i've come to getting action in my entire life. Oh my god...boobies...look there are boobies...what do i do?

















This is a young child at the Himba Village we went to visit in Nambia. I just told him that the Red Sox lost 5 in a row to the yankees!















This is a photo of Spitkoppe, the one we would hike up the side of.















This is a photo of the beach in Swakopmund in Namibia just after sunset. The only thing the beach was missing was some skeeballa and salt water taffy, damn I would have loved to be able to play some skeeball and eat taffy.

















They are so cute until they jump on you and claw you and bite you.
















Aaaaaaaaaawh. Look at the cute little baby lion. Hey pookie wookie dookie lion...you are so cute and adorable...how about I kick your punk ass and show you who's boss?
















Ok, so I decided to take on the cute little lion and I challenged him to a fight, just so that I could say that I've fought a Lion. I mean if you had the choice of wether to die or fight a lion what would you do? To me the choice was obvious.
















This is a Lion, actually it was a gay lion. All he kept saying was, Roar....Roar!















These are some wild dogs at a small game reserve just outside of Johannesburg. I tried to make fake doorbell sounds so that they woud bark like my dog maggie at home but it didn't work.
















Lola insisted i take her picture...what a bitch!
















A view of Hong Kong from above.















This is a state of Bruce Lee down on the waterfront in Kowloon with downtown Hong Kong in the background. I tried to drop kick him in the head but it was too high.